That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting read more to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a group of chickens came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe what just occurred. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?